The Oyster Smack | Hotel in Burnham-on-Crouch

| 8.5 (169 Reviews) |   Pet Friendly  4 Bathrooms  10 Guests
Burnham-on-Crouch Hotel | The Oyster Smack

Hotel in Burnham-on-Crouch

Just yards from the river in Burnham-on-Crouch, The Oyster Smack Inn has an on-site bar, free Wi-Fi and free parking. It dates back to the 1800s, and is known for its fantastic food. The restaurant’s chef has worked in Jamie Oliver’s first restaurant, as well as Gorden Ramsey’s 3 Michelin Starred establishment. The diverse menu features Asian influences and British classics, with food made from seasonal produce. Rooms at The Oyster Smack Inn are individually designed, and each benefits from a flat-screen TV and an private bathroom with free toiletries. Tea and coffee making facilities with fresh milk are also provided. The coast at Southend is just 25 miles away, and the center of Chelmsford can be reached in 40 minutes’ drive. Historic Colchester can also be reached in less than an hour by car.

The Oyster Smack is located in Burnham-on-Crouch.

This 10 Bedrooms Hotel is suitable for tourists and travelers. It has several amenities that would guarantee your comfort. These amenities include: Parking, Pet Friendly, Security/Safety, and several others. This is a 4 star rated property and has over 169 reviews with the average score of 8.5 . Coming to Burnham-on-Crouch and needing a place to stay? Be it for work or for leisure, consider staying at this Hotel for your next visit, you will surely love it.

You can check the reviews and description of this 10 Bedrooms Hotel if you want to learn more about this FloatHomes.com place in Burnham-on-Crouch. These details are authentic, as they are provided by our partner, booking.com.

This The Oyster Smack in Burnham-on-Crouch is well equipped and has all facilities that have been listed below. Please note that these details were shared to us by booking.com for the listed “The Oyster Smack”. We solely rely on their shared details and are regarded as “accurate”. If you have any concerns about the information or accuracy describing this Hotel, please let us know.

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The Oyster smack inn, Burnham-on-Crouch, CM0 8HR, United Kingdom

Amenities

ParkingParking
Pet FriendlyPet Friendly
Security/SafetySecurity/Safety
RestaurantRestaurant
BarBar
Guest ServicesGuest Services
EntertainmentEntertainment
BreakfastBreakfast
Child FriendlyChild Friendly
HeatingHeating
InternetInternet
LaundryLaundry

Facility Overview

BreakfastBreakfast
  • Breakfast in the roomBreakfast in the room
  • Wine/ChampagneWine/Champagne
  • Special diet meals (on request)Special diet meals (on request)
  • BarBar
  • Kids' mealsKids' meals
  • RestaurantRestaurant
ParkingParking
  • ParkingParking
  • Private ParkingPrivate Parking
  • Parking on siteParking on site
  • Free parkingFree parking
  • Street parkingStreet parking
GeneralGeneral
  • HeatingHeating
  • Smoke-free propertySmoke-free property
  • Non-smoking roomsNon-smoking rooms
  • Family roomsFamily rooms
  • Pet friendlyPet friendly
  • Wifi in all areasWifi in all areas
InternetInternet
  • WifiWifi
  • InternetInternet
  • Free WifiFree Wifi
Security/SafetySecurity/Safety
  • 24-hour security24-hour security
  • CCTV outside propertyCCTV outside property
  • Fire extinguishersFire extinguishers
  • Smoke alarmsSmoke alarms
  • Security alarmSecurity alarm
  • CCTV in common areasCCTV in common areas
  • Guest accommodation disinfected between staysGuest accommodation disinfected between stays
  • Use of cleaning chemicals that are effective against coronavirusUse of cleaning chemicals that are effective against coronavirus
  • Linens, towels, and laundry washed in accordance with local authority guidelinesLinens, towels, and laundry washed in accordance with local authority guidelines
  • All plates, cutlery, glasses, and other tableware sanitizedAll plates, cutlery, glasses, and other tableware sanitized
  • Food can be delivered to guest accommodationFood can be delivered to guest accommodation
  • Shared stationery (e.g. printed menus, magazines, pens, paper) removedShared stationery (e.g. printed menus, magazines, pens, paper) removed
  • Face masks for guests availableFace masks for guests available
  • Staff follow all safety protocols as directed by local authoritiesStaff follow all safety protocols as directed by local authorities
  • Contactless check-in/outContactless check-in/out
  • Physical distancing rules followedPhysical distancing rules followed
  • Cashless payment availableCashless payment available

Policies

Check-in
Check-in
The minimum age for check-in is 18
Cancellation policy
Cancellation policy
Non refundable
Pet Policy
Pet Policy
Pets are allowed upon request and charges may apply.
Please note, the deluxe double room can accommodate pets, upon request.please inform of your expected arrival time in advance. you can use the special requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation.

Reviews

Value for money:
8.25
Location:
8.89
Staff:
9.3
Facilities:
8.66
Comfort:
8.73
Cleanliness:
8.99
Gary
May 12, 2026 07:00:00 AM
Review Score:   9
United Kingdom
Reviewer Type: Couple
Travel Purpose: leisure
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Room Arrangement

Room InfoFacilities
Classic Double Room
Room Type: Double
Room Size: 12 m2
1 Full bed(s) Bed

Bathroom

Private bathroom, Bathtub or shower, Hairdryer, Toilet, Free toiletries, Shampoo, Toilet paper, Shower, Body soap, Towels

Media & Technology

TV, Flat-screen TV

General

Trash cans, Heating

Kitchen

Electric kettle

Bedroom

Wardrobe or closet, Linens

Food & Drink

Chocolate/Cookies

Room amenities

Socket near the bed, Non-feather pillow
Deluxe Double Room
Room Type: Double
Room Size: 16 m2
1 King bed(s) Bed
Deluxe Double Room

Bathroom

Private bathroom, Bathtub or shower, Hairdryer, Toilet, Walk-in shower, Free toiletries, Shampoo, Toilet paper, Shower, Body soap, Towels

Media & Technology

TV, Flat-screen TV

Living Area

Desk

General

Trash cans, Heating

Kitchen

Electric kettle

Bedroom

Childrens' cribs, Wardrobe or closet, Linens

Accessibility

Entire unit located on ground floor

Food & Drink

Chocolate/Cookies

Room amenities

Socket near the bed, Non-feather pillow
Superior Double Room
Room Type: Double
Room Size: 25 m2
1 King bed(s) Bed
1 Sofa bed Bed
1 Twin bed(s) Bed
1 Sofa bed Bed
Superior Double Room

Bathroom

Private bathroom, Bathtub or shower, Hairdryer, Toilet, Walk-in shower, Free toiletries, Shampoo, Toilet paper, Shower, Body soap, Towels

Media & Technology

TV, Flat-screen TV

Living Area

Sofa, Desk

General

Trash cans, Heating

Kitchen

Electric kettle

Bedroom

Childrens' cribs, Wardrobe or closet, Linens

Room amenities

Socket near the bed, Sofa bed, Non-feather pillow, Fold-up bed

Food & Drink

Chocolate/Cookies
Deluxe Double Room with Extra Bed
Room Type: Double
Room Size: 16 m2
1 King bed(s) Bed
1 Sofa bed Bed
Deluxe Double Room with Extra Bed

Bathroom

Private bathroom, Bathtub or shower, Hairdryer, Toilet, Walk-in shower, Free toiletries, Shampoo, Toilet paper, Shower, Body soap, Towels

Media & Technology

TV, Flat-screen TV

Living Area

Sofa, Desk

General

Trash cans, Heating

Kitchen

Electric kettle

Bedroom

Childrens' cribs, Wardrobe or closet

Accessibility

Entire unit located on ground floor

Room amenities

Socket near the bed, Sofa bed, Non-feather pillow, Fold-up bed

Food & Drink

Chocolate/Cookies

FAQ's

Is this The Oyster Smack pet-friendly for guests? 

Yes, pets are allowed at this property. Check the guest reviews to learn what guests had to share.

What time is check-in & check-out at The Oyster Smack? 

Check-in time for The Oyster Smack starts counting from 2:00 PM and check-out is until 11:00 AM. However, early check-in or late check-out can sometimes be negotiated between the guest and the owner or the manager of this property.

Does the The Oyster Smack have a swimming pool? 

No, this The Oyster Smack does not have a swimming pool. Check the Facility Overview section for details about the pool and other available facilities.

How much does it cost per night to stay in The Oyster Smack? 

Best-rates for the The Oyster Smack starts from $148 per night with includes Parking, Pet Friendly, Security/Safety, Restaurant, Bar, Guest Services, Entertainment, Breakfast, Child Friendly, Heating, Internet, Laundry With all other amenities. Float Homes offers a wide range of floating homes, houseboats, and water chalets, ensuring each traveler finds their ideal water escape, whether planning a water getaway, a family vacation, or a pet-friendly retreat with the whole group.

Is The Oyster Smack a family-friendly place to stay? 

Based on the information we have received from the owner or our partner, this is considered to be a family-friendly property. Families have rated this hotel 4 stars or guests have recommended them suitable for families. As reported by the owner or manager, the hotel has specified that children are welcome. Please see details about suitability for your family or inquire with the property to learn more.

Is the The Oyster Smack wheelchair accessible or offer services for disabled guests? 

Based on the information received from our partner, the The Oyster Smack has not specified they are wheelchair accessible. Likewise, there is not an elevator specified as being available at the property. Specific accessibility details may be addressed in the property details section of this page.

What is the minimum night stay policy for the The Oyster Smack? 

Based on the information reported by the owner or manager, the The Oyster Smack indicates 1 day stay policy at this hotel. Guests are cautioned that the minimum stay policy may differ based on seasonality or availability and may be at the discretion of the owner or manager.

What cancellation policy is in place for The Oyster Smack? 

Based on the information reported by the owner or manager, details for the cancellation policy for the The Oyster Smack are as follows: Non refundable Guests are cautioned that the cancellation policy may differ based on seasonality, availability, or current travel restrictions. Guests should also be aware that this policy may be subject to change and should be confirmed prior to booking. More details may be available on this page in the property description. However, early check-in or late check-out can sometimes be negotiated between the guest and the owner or the manager of this property.

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